Transcript:Brain Dead

This page includes a transcript of Brain Dead, the seventh and final Allied mission of Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 - Yuri's Revenge.

Introduction
Eva: Commander, I failed you. I put the whole operation in jeopardy when I told Yuri that the world leaders were meeting in London. As of this moment, I am tending my resignation-

Carville: Hogwash! You're a vital part of this team, Lieutenant! If you think you're the only officer ever to have his brain twisted by that maniac, you're free to leave. Otherwise, I won't hear more foolishness about resignations. Are you with us?

Eva: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

Carville: Now let's concentrate on finding this madman before he can do anymore damage.

Eva: General, I think I have something.

Carville: Well, let's hear it.

Eva: I've been triangulating Yuri's transmission, sir. I believe I've tracked his location.

Carville: Good to have you back, Lieutenant.

Yuri's position is triangulated at the Antarctic Peninsula.

Carville: Well I'll be dipped in molasses. He's hold up in the Antarctic! Okay, this is it Commander; the whole enchilada. Prepare to move out!

Briefing
It's almost over, Commander. Yuri's plot lies in ruins. However, he still has one last Psychic Dominator located somewhere in his stronghold in Antarctica. Bring the abandoned Soviet Base on Tierra del Fuego back online and build a radar dish so that we can pinpoint Yuri's exact location. Then, with the combined might of Allied and Soviet forces, put an end to Yuri's plans once and for all.

Timelines merge
Yuri is shuffled by two guards into the Psychic Isolation Chamber.

Yuri: Listen to me, you will obey!

Guard: You behave, or there'll be no desert tonight!

Yuri: I'm Yuri, and you will obey.

The guards laugh and leave before Yuri is locked in the chamber.

Carville: [Chuckles] We've got a nice safe spot for him to live out his days. Professor Einstein calls it a "Psychic Isolation Chamber". [Chuckles] Thanks to you Commander, he won't be able to mind-control a fly.

The world suddenly becomes distorted as the current timeline begins to merge with the old.

Carville: The heck's going on?

Eva: We're picking up a time distortion wave, General.

Einstein: It is the two timelines, Lieutenant! They are merging! One series of events must take precedence of zhe other!

Eva: Timelines merging in 3... 2... 1.

White House briefing
At the White House...

Eva: We are now at DEFCON 2.

Michael Dugan: What the devil is going on Lieutenant?

Eva: He surfaced Mr. President.

Carville: How ya been Mr. President?

Dugan: General... Carville? How-

Carville: Did you ever hear of time travel, sir?

Victory bash invitation
Tanya: What'd ya think? President's having a victory bash at the White House tonight, so I thought maybe you might-

''A door opens, revealing Eva in a stunning white dress. Even Tanya is surprised.''

Eva: You coming Commander?

Tanya: That wasn't suppose to happen... Professor! Doc, yeah you still have that Time Machine right? Good, could you send me back in time two hours, I don't think you got your timeline straight.

Tanya (to player): Catch ya on the replay? [Winks]