Transcript:Head Games

This page includes a transcript of Head Games, the seventh and final Soviet mission of Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 - Yuri's Revenge.

Introduction
Alexander Romanov: Congratulations, Comrade General. Or should I say, Cosmonaut General! We have discovered the traitor's location. commands his forces from his ancestral home of Transylvania! [does the Frankenstein gait] He is like monster from movies, yes!? [laughs] I am certain, he has new scheme for world domination! End this, Comrade General. Destroy castle, and CRUSH HIM BENEATH THE STONES!!! [book falls over]

Zofia: This could be your most dangerous mission, Comrade General. The entire world watches and waits. To come this far only to fail now, it is unthinkable. You must not fail. Forgive me for speaking frankly, but it might help you to know that upon your return I hope to see you in Moscow. Winter there is cold, yes? But this winter, could be different?

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 * Operation: Head Games - Location: Transylvania
 * Objective 1: Destroy Yuri's Fortress.

Debriefing
Your rank is: Marshal of the Soviet Union Par Time: 00:30:00


 * Faster than par time
 * The sheer ferocity of your attack and genius of your tactics left Yuri stunned. There is no doubt you have crushed him once and for all.

Traitor trapped in time
Zofia: The castle has been taken my general. I knew you would be victory. [receives a transmission] Comrade General, we are picking up an energy buildup beneath the castle! The signature wave is consistent with the distortion wave of the time machine.

Yuri: I found your little device in San Francisco. Preparing it was a simple manner. It is too late, comrade. The entire world and all of its history is mine to command and conquer.

Time machine is activated, going back in time.

Zofia: We still have the time machine's command codes, Comrade General. I have overridden the controls and released all of the energy reserves. If you remember we ourselves experienced some difficulty when too much energy was channeled into the machine. The machine's energy reserves have been depleted. Yuri cannot use the machine without additional power. He will be trapped in time...

Time machine arrives in the Cretaceous period, 65 million years into the past.

Yuri: What is that? Who is there?!

A T-Rex arrives and begins attacking the time machine.

Yuri: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

A new golden age
Reporter 1: Thanks to the time travelers, the traitor Yuri has been defeated...

Reporter 2: Soviet troops parading down Wall Street as the stock market closed forever...

Reporter 3: New golden age of space exploration, thanks to Premier Romanov and his bold new program...

Reporter 4: Who knows what the future may hold as communism leaves the boundaries of our planet and expands across the solar system...