User:Dr. Science

Dr. Ingram Science was born a poor black child in the back woods of Georgia. At the age of 12 his alchoholic father won the lottery. With that came his first encounter with technology. His father bought his family a computer. Mind you that this was the 1980s so it was shit. Anyway, Ingram now had a computer. His dad, being an alchoholic, pissed the rest of the money away on booze, whores (who gave him HIV), and drugs. Ingram loved to use the computereven though it was a piece of shit. His father beat him when ever he caught Ingram using it. Then several years later, the Internet was invented. Ingram was working now and had saved up enough money for a new computer. Sadly, the KKK burnt down his house and all the money went up in smoke with it. After that they built a cabin and lived there for a while. The KKK came to their house several more times. One of those times Ingram beat a man with his father's shotgun. After seeing the white man on the ground bleeding he swore that one day he would be a doctor so he could fight death. It soundedmuch less ga y in his mind. A good time after that his father died from AIDS and his mom left him for some guy in California. He enrolled himself in a school and studied hard. All this got him was a reputation as the black problem child. He faced no racism in his school, which was a good change for him. Long story short, he went to school and did good and went to collage and then medical school. He became a doctor and created the first artificial anus.