User:RepublicOfClones

In the Beginning
When the world was young and all was right, Westwood-god passed down a set of laws to humanity. These commandments must be follow lest the EA-devil devour your pocketbook. The messanger of the Commandment and Conquer laws was Kane, with a full head of hair too! Unfortunately for Westwood-god, Kane got some ideas of his own and changed the laws to fit his agenda. As punishment for his crimes, Westwood-god gave Kane a fate worse than death...Baldness! Many years have past since this time and humanity has grown.

Tiberian Dawn
In 1995 of the Gregorian Calender, a meteor struck the Italian Peninsula right smack dab next the Tiber River. Of course, humanity had to investigate. What they found was amazing yet horrifying. It was Tiberium! As news of Tiberium spread around the globe, sinister forces awoke to new possibilities. Kane, now completly bald (yes kiddies everywhere, even in his naughty place!), began to ponder, since Tiberium gives me money when my harvesters eat it and poop it out at refineries, then I can build an army like the world has never seen! Kane then stood and shouted for all the world to hear He who controls the Tiberium controls the universe *ahem* world! *ahem* Thus began the first Tiberian War and all wars after. THE END

I hope you liked my artistic rendition of the history of CnC.

*CLASSIFIED* Information
Date of Birth: 11/10/1990 Date of True Awakening (aka when I met CnC): Sometime around 1998 Prophet who opened this believer's eyes: CnC Red Alert. I love them Soviets! Humor Level: High Level of love for CnC: Too high!