|“||Runnin' the gauntlet
- Flint Westwood
Westwood makes an appearance during Hollywood and Vain. He is one of the three Hollywood action hero parodies to appear in the mission and can be controlled by the player to make a stand against Yuri's occupation.
He is a parody of Clint Eastwood, an American actor famous for his plays in Western films.
Westwood is armed with a Smith & Wesson revolver and can take out infantry instantly but has short range and a very low rate of fire. He is useless against vehicles and structures. In short, he is effectively a short-ranged sniper.
When ordered to attack
- It's rainin' lead!
- Deep end of the the dead pool here!
- It's getting hairy!
When an enemy attempts to mind-control him
- Don't mess with my head!
- My head's shook every-which way but loose!
- Try me again, punk!
- For unknown reasons, Flint and the other action hero parodies have had their unique dialogue and names replaced by patch 1.001, with all of their quotes replaced by standard GI ones. In this version, Flint is called simply Cowboy. The original strings and audio files are still found in the game files.