This page includes a transcript of Chrono Storm, the twelfth and final Allied mission of Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2.[1]
Introduction[]
Honor Guard: Ready... aim... fire!
Volley salute fires.
Dugan: He served his country well - a proud American. And I know Carville would've been proud to see you succeed him as Commander-General of the Allied Forces. General, we need you to take us the rest of the way. Next stop: the Kremlin. Special Agent Tanya has the job of moving inside the Kremlin and finding Romanov, who will pay for all the millions of innocent lives he took!
Harriers fly by.
Dugan: Remember, we're still outnumbered three-to-one, so we'll be marching everyone we can through the Chronosphere in the Keys. Once they appear in Russia they're all yours Commander. Take the Kremlin, Commander. Let's end this war!
Loading screen[]
- Operation: Chrono Storm - Location: Moscow
- Objective 1: Clear the area so Chrono Reinforcements can arrive.
- Objective 2: Eliminate Romanov's Elite Black Guard around the Kremlin.
Briefing[]
The war is nearly at an end. A hand-picked group of volunteers will use the Chronosphere to invade Moscow from across the world. Once you have secured the Kremlin, Tanya will capture Romanov and put an end to Soviet aggression. You are the only commander skilled enough to make this work. Your forces will be outnumbered at least ten to one. Good luck.
Mission script[]
Objective 1[]
[Objective 1: Clear the area so the Chrono Reinforcements can arrive]
[Objective 1 Accomplished - Chrono Reinforcements can now arrive]
- Incoming transmission...
- Eva: Commander, reports from our Chrono troops in the field indicate you are all clear. They're ready to receive your MCV.
Objective 2[]
[Objective 2: Eliminate Romanov's Elite Black Guard around the Kremlin]
Eva: Teleporting troops arriving 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
- Incoming transmission...
- Einstein: Well Commander, I have learned it is never a good idea to play around with the forces of nature. But with this evil Romanov running loose again, we have no choice! This Weather Control Device provides very advanced manipulation of the weather patterns. These are God's toys, Commander... use them wisely.
- On eliminating the Black Guard
- Soviet soldier: We will never surrender, death to the Allies!
Montage plays of the Battle of Moscow; featuring Harriers eliminating a column of Apocalypse tanks, the weather control device being activated, and a group of Prism tanks obliterating a nuclear missile silo.
Tanya is chronoshifted in via IFV and enters the Kremlin.
[Objective 2 Accomplished - Romanov has been captured]
Debriefing[]
Par Time (Hard Difficulty): 00:50:00
- Faster than par time
- Your rank is: Theater Commander
- Your legendary command skills will go down in history. You are one of the greatest generals of all time.
- Slower than par time
- Your rank is: General
- Romanov is captured, the war is won. Victory is yours.
Ending[]
Kremlin personnel hurry to dress up Romanov's imposter; Tanya kicks open the door to Romanov's office.
Imposter reveals himself from behind the conscript.
Tanya is unimpressed; she knocks out the imposter, pushes away the conscript, and finds Romanov hiding behind his desk covered under the Soviet flag in his boxers.
Video cuts to magazine covers and news reports of the war's aftermath.
Reporter: After months of brutal fighting... Allied forces have captured Soviet Premier Romanov in his Kremlin command post late this afternoon in a dizzying show of high technology and good old military discipline. Much of the credit for the amazing success of the Allied campaign goes to a little-known commander from-
Video cuts to Tanya in front of the Marine One.
Tanya: When you're done patting yourself on the back, I have a little proposition for you. The President has invited you... us, to his victory gala at the White House tonight. I thought you maybe wanna ride, [Takes off coat] just listen for the sound of the helos. Oh, and for heaven's sake, hit the showers soldier.
Press Reports[]
Westwood Journal-Review[]
July 31, 1972
Soviet Leader Caught With His Pants Down!
Today the leader of the great superpower, the Soviet Union, was found with his pants around his fat ankles while in his office. It was revealed he wears undergarments with little red starts and moons patterned on them. His tattoo of Marilyn Monroe was particularly interesting and the White House has speculated that maybe he had possible had an affair with the famous actress. The possibility he shared the same woman JFK had been rumored to "entertain" has caused quite a stir in historic circles.
Kremlin Destroyed by Allied Forces
Allied forces today blew up the commie stronghold, leaving the wretched building in ruins.
The destruction was "Groovy" says private Jeremy Olson. "We kinda though those old commies couldn't party, but look at those party fire works! I'm gonna get me some marshmallows!" Olson said.
Later after the building was razed, the allies were seen with bottles of vodka and were torching anything with a commie flag or commie symbol on it.
Commie resistance was light and mostly centered on trying to keep their vodka out of allied hands. Later, drunken commies and allied soldiers were seen singing together late into the night.
Timely - Week In Review[]
Week of July 31st, 1972
Week in Review Exclusive:
Yershenko Tells All! Orgies and Bridge Tournaments in the Kremlin!
Soviet Scum Caught With Pants Down!
Bunderswag Looker[]
A total fabrication of the truth is our goal!
LUST AND ALLIES BRING DOWN RED MENACE!
Special to Bunderswag:
By Bob Leeman
Soviet Leader is caught with his pants down and crying like a new born babe! US and Allied forces found the USSR leaders in compromising situations that involved mice.[sic]
Today in Moscow, the Soviet Union tumbled rather embarrassingly from power as the Soviet leadership was caught in the pink! Colorful underwear and red forces were present as the Allies invaded and toppled the Soviet empire. The now deceased superpower was brought down by greed, lust, and just plain stupidity - a ruthless combination when presented against our victorious allied forces! Sources close to the commanding officer of the raid said that the leadership was in no shape to be caught in bed with allied[sic] when spies - who found the USSR leaders all too easy to impress with their large, personal qualities. One deposed leader said later that he thought he'd really like to live in Montana as soon as he can get his pants back up to where they belong. But this reporter finds the whole affair rather funny and if not for the mass destruction in the United States, this (Cutoff)
Our readership pools suggests that we feed the Soviets to the Sharks
NewsBleak[]
Week of July 31, 1972
US and Allied Troops Capture Red Devils!
Wages of Sin Destroy USSR Leadership
See Story on Page 23
FOUGE - Fashion Weekly[]
(Cutoff) eek Our Soviet Enemies Dictate New Styles in Fashion - While groveling in defeat
Page 12
Soviet Leader Makes Fashion Statement With Patterned Underpants
Page 36
References[]
- ↑ Westwood Pacific, Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2. Allied mission 12: "Operation: Chrono Storm".
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