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Date of Birth: *Classified*
Relatives: Nikolai Moskvin
Religion: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
I bravely fought in defense of Leningrad, helped to capture Swiss banks in Geneva, the only one survivor of unfortunate paradrop on Mt. Fuji and co-assasinator of the Japan Emperor and finally one of the most heroic Soviet soldiers who helped to destroy the Statue of Liberty and erect a new one with Lenin.